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One politician, One thief & One Research scholar died & went straight to hell.
Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country andsee how everybody is doing there." He called and talked for about 5 minutes,
then he asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for thecall????
The devil says "Five million dollars".

The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on hischair.

Thief was so jealouls, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna callthe my group members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"

He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well,devil, how much do I need to pay for the call????

The devil says "Ten million dollars".
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sitback on his chair.

Research scholar was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call my Research friends too",

He called other Research scholars and he talked for twenty hours about various Research scholars, JRFs, SRFs, Postdocs, he talked & talked &talked,then he
asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????

The devil says "Twenty dollars".
Programmer is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??"

Devil says



"Calling hell to hell is local" Hurray !!!!!